Life Aquatic Gif Do It Again
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is a 2004 film starring Nib Murray as eccentric oceanographer Steve Zissou, who seeks to exact revenge on a shark that ate his partner Esteban.
- Directed past Wes Anderson. Written by Wes Anderson and Noah Baumbach.
Steve Zissou [edit]
- Does this seem fake? [points gun at jane]
- I'yard going to find it and I'm going to destroy information technology. I don't know how yet, peradventure dynamite.
- Now if you lot'll excuse me, I'thousand going to go on an overnight drunk, and in x days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.
- Nobody knows what's going to happen. And so nosotros pic it. That's the whole concept.
- You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?
- [to Ogata and Pele] What are you lot doing? Go to bed, yous sons of bitches!
- Son of a bitch, I'1000 sick of these dolphins.
- Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the peak so nosotros could pipe in some music.
- You know, I'd exist jealous about you staying at Ali's identify, except I always idea he was kind of a closet queer.
- That meaning slut is playing u.s.a. similar a inexpensive fiddle!
- Are you lot finding what yous were looking for... out here with me? I hope so.
- Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We simply met.
- Merely do what you gotta do to cover your donkey, Neb.
- Yous hung u.s. out to dry out. If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all become murdered. Including her unborn British child.
- Don't point that gun at him, he'due south an unpaid intern.
- Tell them if they don't get off my boat correct now... in that location's gonna exist a major shit-storm.
- Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie? I mean, at least try to show both sides.
- I said become your ass the hell off of my boat!
- I've never seen a bail company stooge stick his neck out like that.
- The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah. "Equally if the natural world'due south been turned upside downwardly." Lord Mandrake. Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle. Klaus, Ogata, put out the deck fires earlier we sink.
- Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!
- Get downstairs and throw a tarp over anything that says "Performance Henessey" on it.
- The first thing that goes through a captain's head when he hears there's low morale goin' around is: "What'd I practice? Is information technology all my fault? "Well, he's probably right. Nearly of us have been together a long time. In that location are others that were here before that. Do y'all all not similar me anymore? I mean, what am I supposed to practice? I don't know. Look, if you're not confronting me... don't cantankerous this line. If yep, do. I dearest y'all all.
- I mean, I know I want him to think of me similar a father. But the fact that there'south an outside chance that he could really be my actual... biological son... is very hard for me.
- It's probably the last adventure I've got in me. I was hopin' to get out in a flash of blazes, simply I'll probably just terminate upwardly goin' home.
- Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?
- What a shame. They had a bartender here, Kino, made the best rum missive I've e'er tasted.
- We'll give them the reality this fourth dimension. A washed-upwardly sometime man with no friends, no distribution deal, married woman on the rocks, people laughin' at him, feelin' distressing for himself.
- Wolodarsky, go become the keys to that line-fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.
- I'grand nigh to blow my stack. I plow my dorsum, and the bullshit begins. Ned, y'all're a scumbag. And, Jane, you're a goddamn liar.
- I'm sorry I never acknowledged your existence all those years. It won't happen once more. I mean it. Y'all are my son to me. Nigh more then.
- Give me that camera. I'm gonna smash it over your head. Cutting!
- This is the start time Eleanor's always cried in front end of me as long every bit I've known her. Except for in one case when she got her arm caught in the deck winch.
- Well, I was a little embarrassed at first. Patently people are gonna think I'm a showboat and a petty bit of a prick. But then I realized... that's me. I said those things. I did those things. I tin live with that.
- [referring to the shark that ate his friend, Esteban] I wonder if information technology remembers me.
- We consummate the adventure, but another member of our crew has been lost. This one was my son. Also our equity partner. We start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
- This is an hazard.
Alistair Hennessey [edit]
- [while playing poker with pirates] Steven. Are y'all rescuing me? [Steve shrugs awkwardly] Fold. [Alistair is shot by i of the pirates]
- They made soup out of my inquiry turtles.
- We've never made cracking husbands, have we? Of class, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.
- Is that one of mine? I call up 1 of my enquiry turtles survived.
Klaus Daimler [edit]
- Where are you coming from, jack off? Shit.
- Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?
- Thank you. Cheers a lot for not picking me.
- I hear what yous're saying, but I remember y'all misjudge the guy.
- Land ho! Port-au-Patois dead ahead! Port-au-Patois! Port-au-Patois! Ho! Ho! Ho! Land ho! Ho!
- Psst! There's something in the glaze bank check.
- Non if I don't meet you first, sonny...
Ned Plimpton [edit]
- I've never seen so many electrical jellyfish in all my life!
- I ought to take stayed in Kentucky where I belong.
- I yet wish I could exhale underwater.
- If you e'er affect me once more I will kick your goddamn teeth out.
- I'm gonna fight you, Steve!
Bill Ubell [edit]
- Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of whatsoever illegal activities...
- Beak Ubell hither. I'one thousand on a pay phone. I am notwithstanding blindfolded. My arms are spring. But a young male child has been kind enough to assist me. There'due south non much chance I'll become another opportunity to call... so I thought I would enquire if— What? No.
- We fuckin' stole it, human
- I'thou as well a human being.
Jane Winslet-Richardson [edit]
- I demand to find a babe for this father.
- Actually, I was sort of terrified about having this baby. And correct now I'm not really scared of anything. Maybe it's my hormones.
Oseary Drakoulias [edit]
- Encarmine hell. God save that poor little stooge.
- Oh, we were similar glory'due south gate, my darling. Nosotros were like that encarmine shark of yours. We swam with the, um, uh — Oh, goddamn it. I had it on the plane. What was I gonna say? Ah, well.
- Tell me. Who knocked upwardly the reporter?
Dialogue [edit]
- Steve: Meet with highly abnormal sharklike fish! Ten meters in length, unfamiliar dorsal features, spots all over it! I shot it dorsally with a homing sprint! Esteban was eaten! Check the scanning monitor! Outset tracking before it dives also deep!
- Klaus: Esteban was bitten?
- Steve: Eaten!
- Klaus: Is he dead?
- Steve: Esteban was eaten!
- Klaus: He was swallowed whole?
- Steve: No! Chewed!
- Festival Director: That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
- Steve: Revenge.
- Antonia Cook: You must be so excited.
- Steve: I hope and so. You lot think it went OK?
- Antonia Melt: No. Congratulations... Seriously.
- Steve: Thanks. I wish information technology didn't require the "seriously," but cheers.
- Alistair: How are things going with your - what are you calling it? Leopard fish?
- Steve: Jaguar shark.
- Alistair: Jaguar shark! And then tell me - does it really exist?
- Steve: Y'all know, Allie, I don't want to requite abroad the ending.
- Alistair: You're the most ravishing creature that I've ever seen in my life.
- Eleanor: Hello Skinny.
- Alistair: Hi Eleanor.
- Eleanor: Is that a new merit badge?
- Alistair: Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I only became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...
- Steve: Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.
- Steve: [referring to Hennessey] How could you lay that slick faggot?
- Eleanor: Well, I was in dearest with him at the fourth dimension...
- Steve: We were pretty good while we lasted, weren't nosotros?
- Oseary Drakoulias: Oh, we were like glory's gate, my darling. We were like that bloody shark of yours, we swam with the... oh, damn it, I had it on the plane.
- Oseary Drakoulias: You must swear, legally swear that you will not kill that shark, or whatever it is, if it actually exists.
- Steve: I'm going to fight it, just I'll let it live. What about my dynamite?
- Oseary Drakoulias: [to assistant] Phillip, dynamite.
- Ned: Captain Zissou my name is Ned Plimpton...
- Steve: OK, Man.
- Steve: Yous're supposed to be my son, right?
- Ned: I don't know. But I did want to meet you, merely in case.
- Ned: Why didn't you ever try to contact me?
- Steve: Considering I hate fathers, and I never wanted to be one.
- Steve: People say that when someone says something like that, information technology'south because they're jealous. But it still hurts. It hurts bad.
- Ned: That man was damn rude. He can go direct to hell.
- Eleanor: Your cat's dead.
- Steve: What? Which 1?
- Eleanor: Marmalade. I'yard sorry.
- Steve: What happened?
- Eleanor: A rattlesnake bit it in the pharynx.
- Steve: Goddamn it, Eleanor, why do you take to say it similar that? You couldn't attempt to interruption information technology a footling flake nicer?
- Steve: She'due south a rich bitch, you know. She was raised past maids. Her parents paid for this island and two of my worst movies. People say she's the brains behind Team Zissou.
- Ned: People say a lot of things. What kind of cat was it?
- Steve: Who gives a shit?
- Steve: I think information technology was a tabby.
- Klaus: So, you really recollect you're a Zissou.
- Ned: I don't know.
- Klaus: Well, you traveled a long fashion for "I don't know," sonny.
- Ned: That'due south true. But it'southward important to me.
- Klaus: Yeah? Well, there are a lot of things that are important to some people effectually here, sonny.
- Ned: Klaus, don't call me "sonny."
- Klaus: And one more than thing: It's the Steve Zissou show, not the Ned evidence. [slaps Ned in the face up] You hear me?
- Ned: Aye, I do. Klaus?
- Klaus: Ja?
- Ned: If yous ever bear upon me again, I will kick your goddamn teeth out. Is that understood?
- Klaus: Non if I don't see you first, sonny.
- Ned: When'd you first hear about me?
- Steve: Most 5 years ago. I read information technology in an article about myself.
- Ned: Did you believe it?
- Steve: It was in the paper. I causeless they checked their facts.
- Steve: I dunno, I think that bull-dyke reporter is gonna burn u.s.a..
- Ned: I don't think she's a lesbian, Dad. She's pregnant.
- Steve: Bull dykes tin become pregnant. Anyhow, I'd back out at present, only nosotros need the press.
- Steve: Where'd you come from? You lot look significant.
- Jane: I am meaning. I'm not even going to inquire what you men are doing out here in your matching pajamas, past the way.
- Steve: Can you hear the Jack Whales singing?
- Ned: [Tanker goes off] Beautiful. I wonder what they're saying.
- Steve: Well actually that'south a Sludge Tanker over there... [Several whales sing] There y'all go!
- Jane: Y'all're as well old for me, Steve.
- Steve: Yeah, well, you're significant.
- Steve: Hey intern, get me a Campari.
- Intern #i: On the rocks?
- Jane: I demand to observe a baby for this begetter.
- Steve: Aye, I think I know what you mean.
- Jane: I'm going to have to start locking my effing door.
- Steve: It was locked, I kicked it in. Why don't you only expletive like other people?
- Jane: Because I'thousand trying to exit of the habit before I have my fucking baby!
- Anne-Marie: Uh, what is this, Pele?
- Pele: I don't know. Uh, the map?
- Pelé: [talking well-nigh Jane] I like her hairdo.
- Klaus: Me too, but Steve called her showtime.
- Ned: Who locked united states of america out?
- Anne-Marie: No-one, nosotros're trespassing.
- Ned: Steve, are we immune in hither?
- Steve: Information technology'due south a scientific community, human.
- Vladimir Wolodarsky: Steve, one of the interns simply fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor.
- Steve: All right, just make sure nosotros steal the fill-in.
- Alistair: Patently some crooked fuckers broke into my sea lab yesterday.
- Coiffure member : How awful. Did they nick annihilation?
- Alistair: It doesn't say. They probably but trashed the place. I'k so pissed I wanna spit. Hugo - tell Carl to load my elephant gun with buckshot. Nosotros're gonna chase downward these sickos.
- Jane: How do y'all feel about part one of your new film?
- Steve: Why? How do you lot feel about function one of my new film?
- Jane: Well, I'm honest, so -
- Steve: Merely say it.
- Jane: I thought aspects of it seemed slightly fake.
- Steve: Did information technology seem fake when my all-time friend was bitten in one-half right in front of me and then eaten alive, screaming? I think you lot're a simulated. And I think you're a phony, and a bad reporter. How does that feel? At present tell me something. [Steve points his gun at her] Does this seem fake?
- Steve: [handing Ned a gun] Here.
- Ned: Oh, no, no, no.
- Steve: No exceptions. Everyone gets one. Anne-Marie! Do the interns get glocks?
- Anne-Marie: No. They all share one.
- Anne-Marie: Do you lot know that you simply charted u.s. on a course through unprotected waters?
- Steve: Yeah, nosotros're taking the shortcut.
- Anne-Marie: Only it's outside I.One thousand.U. jurisdiction. There isn't whatever protection.
- Steve: I know, honey. Expect at the map. We become your way, that's virtually four inches. We go my fashion, information technology's an inch and a half. You wanna pay for the extra gas?
- Steve: I hope you lot're not gonna bosom our chops on this on, Neb.
- Bill Ubell: Why would I do that?
- Steve: Because you're a bond company stooge.
- Neb Ubell: [scoffs] I'thou also a man being.
- Steve: All right, I take that dorsum. How about a footling teamsmanship?
- Ned: What happened to Jacqueline?
- Steve: She didn't really love me.
- [nearly the pirates' three-legged dog, who is whining]
- Alistair: What'southward your dog's name?
- Steve: [thinks a moment] Cody.
- Alistair: [walks over and smacks the dog sharply on the face with his rolled-up newspaper] Exist notwithstanding, Cody.
- Steve: Are you sure?
- Klaus: Aye, I am.
- Steve: I don't understand. Why?
- Klaus: What do you lot mean?... Wait a 2d. What are we doing? Yous said cantankerous the line if.
- Steve: Cross the line if you're going to quit.
- Klaus: Oh... Do information technology again. I misunderstood.
- Oseary Drakoulias: [on a speaker phone] I spoke with Larry Amin, and information technology'due south a pass.
- Steve: In other words, you fucked us!
- Oseary Drakoulias: Let'southward not cast stones at one another, my dear. Practice you hear me, damn it? Practice y'all?
- Steve: No, I don't! I told y'all how to play it!
- Oseary Drakoulias: Oh, bloody hell! You listen here, mate!
- Ned: Tin can I interrupt for a 2nd?
- Oseary Drakoulias: Who the blazes is that?
- Ned: Information technology's me, Ned. Maybe this is nothing, perchance it'due south something. I don't know what your problems are, I don't know... just I just inherited $275,000. Would that corporeality brand any difference?
- [silence]
- Oseary Drakoulias: What sort of expression is the lad wearing on his confront?
- Ned: Stevesy, what's happenin'? Are those hijackers?
- Steve: Well, we call them pirates out hither, Ned. You were supposed to be on sentry, by the mode.
- Jane: Steve, it's way safer for usa to just practice what they say. They probably just want our money and jewels and shit.
- Steve: Yeah. Then how am I gonna finish my picture then?
- Bill: Practice you take a vault? They want to know if there'due south a vault.
- Steve: In that location's no vault.
- Steve: [narrating a scene of a documentary being watched by the pirates] Our vault contains at least ten different currencies from all over the world at whatever given moment, and we are prepared for every kind of financial necessity.
- Steve: [seeing pirates with the vault] At that place goes Ned's inheritance.
- Steve: Ned, how many fingers am I holdin' up?
- Ned: I don't know. That's non my job. Too many to tell. How many fingers—
- Steve: He'due south gonna be just fine.
- Steve: Look, if you're not confronting me... don't cantankerous this line. If aye, do. I love you all.
- Steve: [Klaus steps forwards] Are you sure?
- Klaus: Yes, I am.
- Steve: I don't empathise. Why?
- Klaus: What exercise you mean? Wait a second. What are nosotros doing? Y'all said cross the line if—
- Steve: Cross the line if you're going to quit.
- Klaus: Oh. Do information technology over again. I misunderstood.
- Steve: That was all off the record, cubbie. That whole deal. Really, I'thou surprised you didn't cross the line yourself.
- Jane: What line?
- Steve: The line I drew on the deck just now. You weren't up there?
- Jane: No.
- Steve: You're kidding. That was ane of the most dramatic things that'southward always happened on this gunkhole. I just lost all my best interns. I thought you were supposed to be roofing this story.
- Jane: You just said information technology was all off the record.
- Steve: Aye, simply you didn't know that.
- Steve: Expect a second. They stole my upkeep, my boat'southward broken, you're ditchin' me upwardly the creek. What am I supposed to practise here?
- Oseary Drakoulias: Well, I must say, null'southward jumping to mind. Phillip, any suggestions? No, he's shaking his head.
- Steve: [to interns] No. I can't give you full credit, only I'thousand non gonna flunk you either. You're all getting incompletes.
- Intern: This is bullshit.
- Eleanor: Oh, shit. What exercise you want?
- Steve: Do you listen if I butter you upwards a little earlier I answer that question?
- Eleanor: Yes, I do. Tell me now.
- Steve: I need some money to become the boat out of hock and rescue my bond visitor stooge who got kidnapped. Could we ask your parents to loan it to me?
- Eleanor: No.
- Steve: Okay. Could I go ahead and butter you upwardly anyhow? It took me 2 and a half hours to get out hither.
- Steve: You lot know I'chiliad non big on apologizing. Then I'll simply skip it if it'south nonetheless to y'all.
- Eleanor: Okay.
- Steve: Anyway, I'thousand deplorable.
- Steve: You lot were probably correct all along. We should've had a kid together. Of grade... you were kind of already... on the edge of bein' too old. Unless maybe that's a cop-out.
- Eleanor: It's worse than a cop-out. I was thirty-four.
- Steve: What are y'all doin' here? I idea all you interns ran out on me.
- Intern: I desire to assist you observe that shark.
- Steve: Goddamn it. Thank ya, intern. You're gettin' an "A."
- Ned: You don't know me. You never wanted to know me. I'thousand just a character in your film.
- Steve: It's a documentary. It'southward all actually happening.
- Ned: Well, damn you for that.
- Ned: I'm gonna fight you, Steve.
- [Steve hits Ned in the face]
- Steve: You lot never say, "I'thou gonna fight you lot, Steve." You simply smile and deed natural, and and so yous sucker-punch him.
- Ned : Yous fight your way, and I'll fight mine.
- Steve: Oh, listen, Ned. Don't you attempt to...
- [Ned hits Steve in the face]
- Steve: I think your Team Zissou ring might've defenseless me on the lip.
- Steve: We'll split into two groups. I'll take Ned, Ogata, and Wolodarsky.
- Klaus: Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me.
- Steve: We're in the middle of a lighning strike rescue op, Klaus. What's the deal?
- Klaus: I'm sick of existence on "B" squad.
- Steve: You might be on "B" Squad, Simply y'all're the "B" Squad leader. Don't you lot know me and Esteban always thought of you as our baby brother?
- Klaus: I've always thought of y'all 2 as my dads. Please don't let any one make fun of me for saying then.
- Steve: I can't guarantee that, Klausie, but I'll try. Can nosotros go on with the maneuvers now?
- Bill Ubell: [as Steve raises his spear gun] No. Helm. That'southward Cedric. He's a friend.
- Steve: Merci, Cedric. Remind me, we'll transport him a crimson cap and a Speedo.
- Klaus: Give thanks you for putting me on the flag, Ned.
- Ned: Of course, Klaus. It was my pleasure.
- Klaus: Yeah, but you stitched me onto the dolphin, and I desire yous to know how much that ways to me.
- Ned: Well, I'thousand very pleased y'all liked information technology.
- Klaus: Y-You're not listening. I didn't just like it. [Klaus salutes Ned] You understand?
- Ned: Aye, I do. [Ned salutes in return] Thank you, Klaus.
- Alistair: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is — h-how did you lot get my espresso car?
- Neb Ubell: Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man.
- Jane: In twelve years he'll be eleven and a half.
- Steve: That was my favorite age.
- Jane: Are we-are nosotros safe in here?
- Steve: I dubiousness information technology.
Cast [edit]
- Bill Murray - Steve Zissou
- Owen Wilson - Ned Plimpton
- Cate Blanchett - Jane Winslett-Richardson
- Anjelica Huston - Eleanor Zissou
- Willem Dafoe - Klaus Daimler
- Jeff Goldblum - Alistair Hennessey
- Michael Gambon - Oseary Drakoulias
- Noah Taylor - Vladimir Wolodarsky
- Bud Cort - Bill Ubell
- Seu Jorge - Pelé dos Santos
- Robyn Cohen - Anne-Marie Sakowitz
- Waris Ahluwalia - Vikram Ray
External links [edit]
- The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes at the Internet Picture show Database
- The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou at Rotten Tomatoes
Source: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Life_Aquatic_with_Steve_Zissou
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